God answered, "No, you have another 34 years to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, a liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even changed her hair colour.
Finally she was released from the hospital. While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck. Arriving in front of God, she asked, "You said I had another 34 years to live. Why didn't you save me from the truck?"
God replied, "I couldn't recognize you!"
