JOKE: Short Replies

I've you ever wondered why many
girls use smileys and short replies
when chatting nowadays? Seriously,
I have come to realize why most
girls do.

I was chatting with this babe
yesterday and I was Like...

ME: How are you dear?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How was your day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: How is your family?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: Are you missing me?
GIRL: No.
ME: But I'm missing you
GIRL: Tanks.
ME: I'm not feeling well
GIRL: Sowi
ME: So how was ya day?
GIRL: 5n.
ME: are you busy?
GIRL: No
ME: Are you with someone over
there?
GIRL: No.
ME: What? Why don't you type
something interesting instead of
sending me short replies?
GIRL: K
ME: Type something now!
GIRL: K
ME: Ok! Ok so its true.
GIRL: Dat wat?
ME: I've heard you failed your
English exams...
GIRL: Who telled you? It is
unpossible! I sawed the resalt
yestarday... I passed away.
ME: OMG... That's ok. You can use
smileys and short replies please!!