JOKE: Unexpected Visit

Phone [Rings]

SON: Hello Mummy?
MUM: I'm Coming to your school
today.
SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in
front of my school!
MUM: I've passed your gate.
SON: You've passed the school's
gates? Jesus! They are fighting in
front of my hostel. It's a serious
fight!
MUM: I'm in your hostel.
SON: Mummy, I'm not in school.