Mama!! God don do am o, I don get my obodo oyinbo visa. Help me thank Chineke.(God) Was d only thing that was coming out of my mouth as I rushed home. Finally Godwin o!.
My mother danced and danced we had fun.
My name is chuks, am a light skinned guy, as an Igbo guy, sharp guy, "finally, those whites go hear am, no dulling". I said in my mind.
Have tasted almost every type of girl in Nigeria, but now I don graduate to white parol.
That night I went out with my friends to a bar where we drank and drank as we continued gisting.
James: chuks, guy I go miss u o as u b my correct paddy, ..he hasn't landed wen Biodun intercept, ..
Biodun: guy if u don reach no forget us o, dey send us some change make we self dey use tush body for here.
Emeka: hum..chuks d man wey dey trouble everywhere from one spot. " hailing me**. My head too dey swell like tube wey vulcanizer just pump finish.
I love my guys so much. We rock town together.
Me: don't worry guys. Una be my personal person. Nothing do una.
From local award now I dey go international go win there.
Well we don't keep girlfriends, but we have our way of controlling girls.
We kept on gisting until my phone rang...
Griiiin...griiin... I checked and saw it was Cynthia...
Cynti as I do call her was one of those babes that makes it happen wen I need action.
Me: hello cynti, how u dey na. With her tiny voice she replied..
Cynti: so u want to run away abi?
Me: what do u mean?
Cynti: I learnt u are travelling and u couldn't even inform me if not for .. Don't worry
Me: I cut in "but I ...I... Was gonna tell u and....
She cuts in
Cynti: anyways am happy for u but won't I see u at least a last time before u go?
Me: emmmm. OK, can u come down to oti bar?
Cyntia : no problem I will b there soon. Bye. Phone cuts*****
Cyntia knows this joint well, we have met here a few times and this was where we first met.
We are just friends with benefits and since her ex broke her heart she decided never to go into any relationship again.
Emeka: na cyntia b DAT?
Me: how u take know?
Emeka: na only she get your pass code reach this level, wetin she talk.
Me: na u sabi, she just wan see me as usual. As I sip down my Heineken.
Badt! Guy Biodun said from a far end.
Me: wetin person pikin go do na.
We kept the conversation till wen my friends have had enough and they were about leaving.
Friends: guy we leave u into d hands of d bachelor's god. We go dey see later.
Me: alright guys, we go dey yarn, make una open eye well o.
As dey left I checked my time and it was almost over an hr, cynti should b here by now.
Looking tired already and half drunk..
As I was about picking up my phone to call her, I saw her walk in, she was short but very fleshy with God's blessings dominating her back and front.
Oh! My cynti I said in my mind.
Me: u b d daughter of ur papa
Cynti: sorry am late, I had to finish up some things before coming.
How u na.
Me: I dey o just dey miss u.
As I signaled for a bottle of fayrouz and a plate of fresh fish soup.
Me: how ur mata b na.
Cynti: leave me jor, so u wan run comot abi.
Me: no b so na...
By this time she was already drinking and eating her meal.
Me: u come late o, we don finish faji before u show. My friends bin just comot now e no tey.
Cynti: eyah! no b me no vex.
Cynti was looking so sexy and tempting even more than she had always been, am sure she's here on a mission like its a grand finale.
Me: cynti u are looking like a moon light tonight, so bright cool and take away.
Cynti: *she smiles. Nice try let's try another one.
I don't know y girls always think guys tease them wen we appreciate d expertise of God's art work on them.....thanks chuks bae, let's get going she said.
We got up, i paid the bar man and we left. Finally I will b able to urinate all have drank somewhere, I said in my mind and smiled. As we entered d car....one thing about me, I love s"x in car, its always great and one thing I love cyntia about.. She understands me well.
Me: I don't think my engine can start now, d engine will knock and if I try risk am, e go knork. I gotta oil it.
Cynti: don't worry baby, I have master's in mechanical engineering.. She lively said.
By d way, don't get confused, am d engine here who needs service, cyntia understood all well.
As she moves closer to me and gave me a kiss which I responded more fast than d speed of light, wondering how possible is dat? Don't worry I love tackling physics.
We were still kissing when I felt her hand unzipping my shots, pulled out my c*rk and started strolling it. Soft moans kept coming out of my mouth. Dam this girl is good, she is good at doing multiple things at once like an android phone.
My staff was now stretched hot and hard ready to perform a common miracle. Every lady has a soft spot, for cynti just caressing her hair will do, ....***skipped**
We fore played till we both were well well hot and wet. She got on top of me, inserted my rod in her wetted garden and, she goes up and down bouncing real good, d tempo gradually increases with each bounce. Kpa kpa! Kpa! She's got an ass.
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We both were moaning, she stopped, after about 4mins 33seconds, wondering how I know? I sabi maths as an igbo guy wey sabi business, Story for d gods. we kissed then she continued. I was busy drawing things on her soft boobs with my hands as she bounces. Finally we switched position after about another 3mins. We went to d back seat, dat was long enough, there I laid her and I was in with the missionary style, "ouch!!" She said as I thrust my rod in d red sea to pave way. She was real wet.....*****.pounding and beating faster, she loves it fast that's y I love her, yes! Yes! Deeper was wat was coming from her mouth "fuck me hard baby" hun! Ouch! Am sure I was now hitting d Gspot. I was about coming just as same time was she. We came togeda! After straight rough pounding for 6mins O..h. ..huh..yea.aaaaa. D sex lasted for 13mins and We both felt satisfied. We both dressed up, But there was a mess, I looked for a rag in d booth and I cleaned d spill on d chair . well I don't like co*d**ms, it doesn't make it real. Cynti knows how to get it done without causing any unwanted 9months miracle.
Cynti: am gonna really miss u.
Me: me too. (Like seriously am gonna miss her cos she understands d game well.
" Keep in touch with me even while u have crossed the seas"she said.
Me: I will dear.
We drove off. I dropped her at her place we kissed and hugged for 2mins and then she dropped, I waved and drove off home.
No doubt I think she's beginning to take this friends with benefit to a next level, tho I sense it in her but as a street guy, I can't do that now, e go stop me from doing other lady business.
After 3 days! All is set, flight ticket bought.
Mama: u know your father is late chuks my son, please be a good man over there and make us proud. ..... You know all those things parent would say.
Me: mama I heard you well and me don understand all, I no go let u down my sweet mum.
My phone pinged! WhatsApp msg from cynti
Message: I wish u a safe trip, I will miss u a lot, but in ur 2yrs stay over seas don't forget me, I will b waiting for u, have been wanting to tel u for sometime now about my new feelings for u. I love u.
O boy! She hardly uses that love u word. I just bone face off to the airport with my friends who escorted me. *** I was in air after my clearance.
"Its so good in here, had never travelled in a plane all my life." I was talking inwardly.
There were some whites on board. Both feminine and masculine. But I spotted a white lady two seats ahead of mine by the right.
What happened next?
Find out in episode 2.
Episode 2
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Chai! The lady was so pretty, she had her headset on. Am sure she was listening to some rock hits. I kept stirring at her.
It wasn't long, the air hostess started giving out snaks, u know as dey do, light meal dey call it. But there was this young white lady who has been going to and fro checking on d passengers, as it was time for meal. Luckily enough she was the one who served me.
Hostess: here u go sir,
Me: thank you..... Can I catch your name?
Hostess: Jane.
Me: nice name
Hostess: thank u sir, and she went on with her duty.
Not quite long she came to clear my table and I saw a piece of paper dropped by her for me.
Paper: I understand ur signs, come over to the restroom.
Me: wao! So these whites are sharp at reading people.
Had been gazing at her with those kind of eyes like "come here u lady". She has big bo*bs, i immediately came alive and off my seat headed for the restroom.
Chai! Chuks! God go save u.
I opened and enter...door closes and she locks.
Chai!. How this Lady take enter men restroom. Who cares!.
She was acting so seductive, bitting her lips, licking and fingering her mouth with her middle finger.
No time to waste. **skipped**
Pulled her skirt up, dropped down her pa*t and am in, she grabbed the W.C with her two hands, shoot out her ass in d shape like "oya come on" I unzip and we had a quick some s*x. The doggy style was great, she moaned silently as she felt my rod do justice to her p*us*, not too long I came, there was no c**ndm so I had to do the removal method.
I don't like c**ndm so it was still a fair one to me. We cleaned, dressed and I was off back to my seat. All this went on for 6mins. (It was a quick one).
"Chai! Chuks u b correct guy, u never land u don mark score, na me b d main guy", this were my thoughts till I fell asleep,.
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Destination reached! All passengers fasten your seat belt, we are set for landing!!!
That was what woke me up..
Me: Oh! I don sleep go sha! **** In no time have landed in Manchester airport.
Had forgotten I was sighting a lady three seats away from me.
" wo! Let her go, am in their world now, I have a lot to choose from.
*******Fast forward***
We alighted, cleared all needs to b cleared at d airport and am in, "welcome to Manchester it says"..
I dragged my box as I look for a taxi.
Me: driver! Where can I change my currency?
Taxi driver: don't worry I collect Any currency. Where is your destination.
Those people speak too fast that u might not understand quick, but as a sure guy, I use idea carry am.
Me: take me to an hotel nearby, not too expensive please.
Taxi driver: okay I can take u to one which is just 30mins drive away.
Me: good! Take me there.
While in d car, I looked at the beautiful city, roads, sky, buildings,.
My mind: chai! This place na paradise on earth o! See tall tall buildings, omo, I no go naija again o!
Immediately, I remembered Jane the air hostess, I remembered how I doggy-ed her. But wait! My mind striked! She said something while we left d rest room, "u are good but I haven't had enough, there must b a rematch". Yes! Those were are exact words! But wait! How are we gonna re match? That's funny. I laughed out! One down more to come.
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Taxi driver: welcome to our country, where are u from?
Me: Nigeria in Africa.
Taxi D: oh! I love your country, especially your music, they are real pop, p square, flavour don jazzy!
Me: ha! (I was shocked) so u mean u listen to our jams? U even know some names..
Taxi D: yes! We play them here too, we dance a lot, I plan taking my family to visiting your country soon.
Me: that would be great.
Taxi man: we are here.
We finally got to the hotel, he helped me with my box. (So kind man).
I dipped my hand into my pocket to pay the driver for his service!. Behold! I saw a paper...what's is this?. Its was like business card, I read what was written on it and immediately I knew it was Jane.
My mind: wao! This lady sharp o! But how she take put this for me pocket na!??? Maybe while I was asleep on the plane? ..who cares. I gave the taxi man some naira notes and walked into the hotel reception.
Receptionist: (British accent) Hello sir, welcome to st' James hotel!.How may we help you today..
Wao! She was pretty, pink lips, with a long nose. Blonde long curly hair and a white face.
Me: yes, thank you, I need a room for the next 2 weeks..( I don't have much but been that I have license to work, I will make income).
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Registered, paid and I was shown my room by one of the hotel attendants.
H. A: (British accent) This is your room sir, feel free and please reach us if u need anything, we shall attend to you. U are welcome.
Me: thank you, I sure will.
He closed the door and bam! After inspecting d room I fell on the bed... It was such a great feeling being away from home. This is comfortable life.
The first day of my 732 days in U.K I said to myself.
What happened next?
Watch out in episode 3...
Episode 3
I woke up an hr later, the journey from Nigeria to Uk was not less than 6hrs, so I was fatigued.
Its was 9pm when I woke up, I had to make some calls to my people at home. I took my bath and went downstairs to get some things. On getting to the reception I met a staff..
Me: hello! Where can I change my currency?
Staff(with British accent): well sir, we change currency here, just walk straight, turn to the right, u will see the exchange room.
Me: thank you.
I got the description well, and in no time, have changed my Naira notes into Pounds. Now I need to get a new line and a top up to make calls.
Me: please is there anywhere I can get a sim and top up?
They are really well composed in this hotel, they seems to have everything a foreigner would need on arrival.
I got to the electronics cafe, got all I wanted and in no time had made all my calls to my hommies. What next? Anxiously. I decide to check d night life on d streets. It was a cold night like always but had gotten a leather jacket to scale through it.
I was on my jeans, shirt, leather jacket and my sneakers with my headset on which had just bought from d electronics cafe.
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I was on the street, It was so bright like the day, everywhere was colourful with amazing designs, the streets were so romantic.
Business were going well, I really fed my eyes until I saw an internet cafe and I decided to use the net.
I was on the computer in no time using my little time which had bought.
I went on fb while checking notifications, messages and news fed, I den remember one of my guy, who had travelled here since 4yrs ago.. I decided to message him.
Me: hello Bright!
It took some mins before he responded.
Bright: how va guy?!.
Me: I just dey o, u dey UK abi?
Bright: yes o guy, we just dey rough am here, how Nigeria, how my people there?
Me: guy I don comot for naija o, I dey u.k now for Manchester
Bright: *shocked smilely.. Are u serious? No dey whyne me jor.
Me: guy I serious o. (I tried thinking of convincing him)
Guy! Send me your no.
Bright: +4456***********
(I dialed it and we talked over the phone)
Now he was convinced.
He was so happy to hear my voice and, we had a brief call.
Bright: welcome to the world, the real world of big guys, chuks! My sure guy! let me call you back.
Suddenly I felt am not alone anymore, am no more the only stranger in Jerusalem. My heart was filled in glee.
Well Brighton has been a friend from back then, but as him dey show levels wen e travel I just free am, now am here I need him to show me how it runs, now am like a cat king in a lion's kingdom.
My internet time was up, I had to head back to my hotel.
Me: please how do I use my phone to surf the net? Can u configure it for me please?
After some minutes.***
Cafe guy! : yo! Mate! U look new in town, by the way your phone is well set up for use now.
(Yes at least I can now continue my chat with bright in my hotel room).
Me: (not trying to look new) yo! Hell no! Have been around since a while man.
Cafe guy: chill bro! I thought u just new here.
I left and headed straight to my hotel room. It was now 10:30pm by my time.
I get liver o! Place wey I no know how dem dey run things I dey waka late for night. ..
Watch out for episode 4.
Story by OLU AGBEBI
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