[STORY] Tale of a Virgin Cougar Episode 16

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"Hello My Son, we are just getting home now, are
you going to come later in the day, you should
come home, I helped you bring some things from
the village" My mom said, she used my Dad's
phone to call again. I told her I will come if I could.
I can't go to that house for now, I have to chill for
like 3 days at least and make sure they don't know
about all my escapades while they were away.
My plan for that Saturday was to sleep in my room
all day, I have not even slept very well but wait
first I have not eaten. Where should I go and eat?
Normally, I would just go downstairs to the woman
that sells food in my hostel and eat like #200, but
because I still have money with me; Mrs. Williams
didn't collect her change from the hotel you
remember?

Let me just go and eat where they have nice and
exotic food, where is that? I am not going to
mention the name, because that would be free
advertisement sheybi you know? 
So I went there and I bought what I wanted to eat,
I bought my food like I was being paid to spend
money on food. After getting my food, I turned
around to look for where I would sit to eat, my
eyes met with someone and the person was
looking at me like "come and sit with us", who did
I see? Oya Guess who I saw, I know instead of you
people to guess you will ask who, you Bloody
Nigerians.

It was Elliot I saw eating with his girlfriend, my ex
and Lola's friend, Vanessa. With the way he was
looking at me I knew he wanted me to come and
sit with them, so I just carried my food and went
to sit with them. Vanessa looked back; I knew
Elliot must have told her I was coming to sit with
them because Vanessa looked back and she was
looking at me like, "what is this one looking for
here again?" but really, sitting there will be
somehow you know?
I went to their table to sit with them, "Nigga, are
you sure you can finish this food as skinny as you
are?" That's what the ode (Elliot) said to me when
he saw how much food I had bought. I told him I
would finish it and that I have not eaten in a while.
Vanessa took that opportunity to throw a blatant
shot at me, she said "so you now want to eat the
whole world because you have not eaten in a
while?"

Vanessa and her boyfriend fired shots at me like I
was an armed robber facing the firing squad but
what will a Nigga do? Let me troll along with their
jokes or whatever, "so both of you are now
attacking me abi? Because my own girlfriend is
not here" I said that referring to Lola as my
girfriend. As Vanessa heard I referred to Lola as
my girlfriend she frowned a little bit but I didn't
care, I kept talking; "Let me even call my girlfriend
to come meet us here sef, sheybi you people think
you can abuse very well, let my Lola come." I
dropped my spoon and picked up my phone like I
was trying to call Lola.

As Elliot saw I wanted to call Lola he said, "Just
don't waste your airtime bro, she must have
gotten to her Big Momma's house already" (Lola's
big Momma is Mrs. Williams). Elliot now wanted to
be giving me gist that his Mom is Lola's big
Momma, gist I already heard from his Mom that
morning, I was just looking at him, I wish I could
just tell him "yeah I know, your Mom told me
already this morning," but I can't, let me just keep
listening to him and be pretending like I know
nothing about what he was talking about.
"Oh yeah I forgot, she told me this morning" at
the back of my own mind I was referring to his
Mom, but he thought I was referring to his Cousin.
"Let me just eat my food, but the two of you
should stop looking at me like a glutton o, I only
eat occasionally"

"Yeah right" Vanessa said. "But when you eat, you
eat real good" she added, as she said this she was
doing the under table leg romancing bullshit with
me, you know it? She was using her leg to caress
mine, she quickly winked at me as Elliot looked
away, I knew the kind of "Eat" she was saying at
that moment, I am sure you know it too and if you
don't you are in the dark like Elliot too.
Vanessa wouldn't stop; I was beginning to feel
somehow, my Abraham's rod was beginning to
remember when it used to make water spring
forth from Vanessa's dry land. Elliot was there, my
Nigga was just eating, he would eat small and
stare at Vanessa then smile like someone that his
destiny was kept in Vanessa's honey pot. I was
just looking at him, I really don't wanna be him, it
was going down under the table he was eating
and he knows nothing about it.
I didn't enjoy my food like I wanted to, that
Vanessa girl wouldn't let a Nigga eat in peace. I
won't lie to you guys, I miss that girl too you know.
I should probably find time for her maybe we
could have some good times like we used to.
Readers, how far? Should I find time to see
Vanessa again? LOL I know what you all want.

"I am going to my hostel nitemi o, since you don't
want to finish eating this small food since
morning" I said to them after eating my food and
they were still eating the small food in front of
them like they both had sore throats.

"Ok Bro, what is your room number, I will come
check you when I am back to the hostel" he said. I
told him a wrong room number. Why did I tell him
a wrong room number? I knew Elliot wants us to
be rolling together, he probably wants us to be
friends but that wouldn't be nice as he will be
quick to find out what is really going on between
Lola, Vanessa and I, he might even find out about
his Mom.

"Sheybi na room 208 you dey" I told him,
remember I asked for his room number last night?
He said yeah and I told him no problem that we
will meet in the hostel later in the day, "Mama,
take care of you ok?" I stood up and I left them
there.
I was so filled and tired, the walk back to my
hostel was tiring, I was so sleepy that I was sleep
walking, you know sometimes you eat too much
and immediately after the food you just want to
sleep, sleep was so much on my mind, all I was
picturing was the sweet nap I was going to have
that afternoon.
Finally, I got to my hostel and of course I went to
bed straight up. I had a sweet and uninterrupted
nap. I checked my phone when I woke up, checked
to see my messages and all. I was too tired to get
up so I still spent more time just lying in bed,
Solomon called to ask if my parents noticed
anything back at home and I told him nothing so
far because they have not called me.

After Solomon's call I decided to call my mom, I
told her I wouldn't be able to come home that
weekend because I have loads of assignments to
do, I also asked her if everything was alright at
home, she then said "why is the house so clean,
when did you clean everywhere?" hehe the house
was so clean, maybe My Niggas and I should just
take up housecleaning as jobs since we could
clean and clear the whole place in about an hour
and half and no traces was left that my parents
didn't even notice a loud and wild party went
down there the previous night.
Finally, I got up from bed to ease myself. Getting
back I saw that I had a missed call and it was from
Lola, she should be at Mrs. Williams place na, why
is she calling me again? abi I don cast ni? Abi she
found out about Mrs. Williams and me? That is not
possible abeg.
What is going on? Why did she call? Let me just
call her back. She called again just when I was
about to dial her number, "Baby" that is all I said
when I picked her call. "You ehn" she said mildly
so I knew all was well, it was not what I was
thinking.

"Baby which one is 'you ehn', what did I do
again?" I asked her.

"Be asking me what you did there o, you cannot
call someone abi?" I can't recall ever calling her; I
have never called her before. Since we exchanged
numbers, her number has just been there on my
phone, I haven't had a reason to call her, so when
she said that to me I was just wondering, why
would she be expecting my call?

"I wanted to call you jor, but Elliot told me you
were at your Big Momma's place, are you back?" I
was just playing along; the reason why she would
be expecting my call is still unknown to me. She
told me she was still at Mrs. Williams place and I
said okay.

"Where are you now? Are you busy?" She asked
me. I told her I was in my hostel and that I was not
doing anything, she then asked if she could come
see me, since I already told her I was not doing
anything I told her she could come.

"I will call you when I am outside your hostel,
sheybi you are in Biobaku hostel" she asked me.
Of course Biobaku is my hostel, no other hostel is
surer on Campus. I told her yes and that I will be
expecting her.

I got up from bed to get ready for the Queen soon
cometh, Lola is the queen you know? Had to
shower and all, I didn't understand the reason for
her coming I was just waiting till I see her, but
come to think of it, why do you think Lola wants to
come to my hostel? We will all know when she
comes now sha but now let me go and clean up.
I went to shower, guess what was running through
my mind when I was in the bathroom? Y'all know
it's been a while since I had some good time and
when I say good time I mean some good knack.
Lola was the last girl I went down with and we
didn't even finish it because it was interrupted by
her roommate, my dream is not yet fulfilled.
What exactly is my dream, oh God! My dream,
yeah my dream is to do Bingo style with Lola, yeah
Doggie, giving her back shots might just be a life
time experience, I really want to operate her Idi
Araba like I'm a Medilag student, but I have so
many things going on, I have her Aunty to think
about, her friend, Vanessa, I just have to be
careful with all these people before they fuck up
my life and I get suicidal like Tiwa Savage's
husband.

I know what Mrs. Williams want from me, I know
what Lola wants from me, just random hook ups
and little more of the experience Vanessa had with
me, I think. I should talk to that Lola girl sef, we
should both know what we want from each other,
me I want doggie and that is all, after the doggie
we should not meet again, let her come first sha.
I spent more time in the bathroom, cleaning up
was rigorous that afternoon, as I was cleaning up I
was also cleaning down, Lola and I might be going
down later in the evening or some 'an eye for an
eye' stunt might occur (substitute an eye for a
head, some of you won't understand because you
are not good in maths), but I knew that was not
going to happen in my hostel, if you know UNILAG
hostels very well you will know such doesn't
happen in our hostels.

"What will I wear now?" I thought to myself when I
stepped out of the shower, let me just wear my
'Who You Epp' teez made by gAgAklotinz that I
just bought, you can also cop yours, check him out
on Instagram @gAgAklotinz and order yours, it's
dope, believe me.
I dressed up and I was waiting for Lola to call me,
it was taking her forever to call me. "I been dey
think say you wan go out before ni" said Dammy
Fresh, one of my roommates. I told him I was
waiting for the person to call me.

Let me just call her to know wassup jare, I have
little patience to be waiting like I'm a medical
patient. I called her and she didn't pick so I kept
on looking like a lizard. You know that feeling
when you are all dressed up, ready to step out and
slay, me I was ready to slay with the shirt I just
bought; because I couldn't wait, I dialed her
number again and this time she picked.

"Hello, Hello… I am driving. Let me call you back,
I'm almost in school sef" she said that like as she
was talking she was eating hot yam, so fast I could
barely hear her. Nothing spoil sha, she
communicated because I could hear her. So I went
back to waiting like I work in a restaurant, Mr.
Waiter.
Thirty minutes later I was still waiting, "oh maybe
she is not coming anymore" just after that
thought she called, "oya come downstairs now,
I'm downstairs". Because I have been waiting for
too long I got up straightaway.

Getting downstairs, I saw what I was not
expecting, "oh God! This is not happening!" what
can I do? Let me call Lola and pretend like I didn't
know what was going on. What was going on?
When I got downstairs I saw that Mrs. Williams's
car was parked, I already knew Lola was in the car
but I had to pretend like I have not seen her, how
did she end up driving Mrs. Williams's car? Mrs.
Williams is like a Mom to her, I agree but I didn't
know they were that cool that she could drive her
car.

"Hello Lola, sheybi you said you are downstairs I
can't see you na" I said to her when I called her.
The car was in front of me, I could see the car, I
could see inside, I could see Lola, I could see Lola
see me but I still had to put up that act, I just
wanted it to be known to her that I have not seen
that car before or I know why she would be in the
car.

She decided to alight and show me she was in the
car, she was showing off, trying to impress a
Nigga. I am sure she brought the car to show me
that her head is there too, to show me that she sef
get class but I was in the same car with the real
owner earlier that day, so all those showing off
didn't matter to me, all on my own mind was how
to play safe with everybody.
We were not far from each other, she could hear
me talk so I said "there you are" and I walked up
to her to hug her. "wassup? You looking good
sweetie, where are you coming from" I asked her.

"I just dropped my Aunty off at the salon and I will
be going to pick her when she is done, just
thought we could hang out before she is done at
the salon, I would be the only at home and I don't
want to be bored, why don't you get inside the car,
it's too hot out here" she said to me.
We entered the car and she was just looking at me
for the first very few moments, I was looking at
her too, she was really looking good that
afternoon, you remember I told you she has a fat
ass, as she was sitting down in the car her body
was mad, as she was sitting you would know she
was sitting on some crazy booty.

"Your shirt is nice o" she said, "your dress is nice
too" I said to her then I winked at her, I was just
trying to be cool but she thought I was forming
sexy for her. "See don't even come and start
winking at me here, you will be forming sexy for
someone; do you want my mind to wander?" she
smiled flirtatiously and then she winked back.

"Baby you can let your mind wander, it is allowed"
at this point we were already flirting and the way
it was going it was looking like we were going to
knack that evening, are we going to really knack
and if we knack, are we going to do doggie? Is my
dream going to come true?

After much flirting she said, "Why don't you let us
go to my Auntie's place? Now that she is at the
Salon I would be the only one at home, we could
go to her place and you will love it there"
This na temptation abeg, with a little confusion
and a lot of infatuation. My dear readers, Lola just
told me to follow her to Mrs. Williams's house. She
was going to drive me to Mrs. Williams's house in
Mrs. Williams's car, the same car I drove earlier
that morning and Lola knew nothing about.
Should I decline?? If you were me would you
decline or nah? I didn't say No o, since she said
nobody would be home and she also said that she
would be the one to go pick her from salon, that
means there is no way she was going to come and
meet me there, it is safe to go, really it is safe, let
me just do it like Nike.
I told her we could go and we went, I knew Lola
just started driving with the way she was driving, I
then understood why she talked so fast when I
called her while she was driving. You know
remember when you just started driving? It was
hard to do other things while driving, she wasn't
even really talking to me, she was so focused on
the road and she wasn't even holding the steering,
she was hugging it.

I didn't disturb her, just little chit chat till we got
to Mr. & Mrs. Williams's house, there was a man at
the gate that opened the door for us; the man at
the gate is the gateman for those that don't know.
"Oh my good God, is Mr. Williams a drug dealer?
How is his house this beautiful?" that is what I
said in my thoughts when I saw the building, Lola
must have seen on my face that I was impressed,
she has been to my house, she knows my house is
nothing. Besides, the Lola babe continued to show
off. She told me her Uncle, Mr. Williams had a lot
of cars. "This car is my Aunties smallest car" she
also bragged.

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